Paddy and Mary divorced a year ago. Paddy was boating with his son Michael when a storm came up and they both drowned.
Officer Murphy had to tell Mary the news. "Well, Mary I have good news and bad news."
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your ex has drowned in a boating accident."
"He was a miserable son of a bitch, but at least he made the child support payments on time."
"Well the good news is you won't be needing the child support anymore."
Disclaimer: this is a repost of a joke I submitted to /r/DarkHumor 8 months ago.
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