Walks up to the front counter, sees the attendant and says
'Hello there, I'll have a burger and a large fries please'
The attendant, politely responds
'I'm sorry love, but this is actually a library'
Mortified and red faced the blonde lady looks around and whispers back
'I'm so sorry, I'll have a burger and large fries please'
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