You know we all have those moments and I'm going to share a few of them with you.
At lunch I was going crazy looking for my purse. It was literally right in front of me...on the table.
My friend across from me suddenly said "Where's Tina?" She was sitting right next to her.
I was having a conversation with my friend on the bus and five seconds later I couldn't remember what it was about. I still can't Maybe it was about bread....
When people lose their cell phones why don't they just call them? Even if they're on vibrate you can still hear them a little bit.....
At work I'm constantly trying to give change in dimes instead of just using a quarter....I know not that bad but yea.
I had to call home once and I fergot my own phone number.
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