Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic
surgery.
The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I�m getting a boob job."
The second woman says, "oh, that's nothing, I�m thinking of having my******
bleached!"
To which the first replies, "Wow, I just can't picture your husband as a
blonde!"
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