SUV's (sport utility vehicles)have been getting in a lot of
accidents so the government ordered black boxes similar to those
in airplanes to be install in every SUV.
In 49 states, the majority of the last words before a crash
were, "Holy shit!" In Wisconsin, the majority of last words
were, "Take my beer and watch this..."
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