An intern at a hospital was making her rounds when she happened upon a patient with an oxygen mask on. She greeted him and couldn't quite make out his reply.
"I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that," she said.
"Could you please check if my testicles are black?" repeated the patient.
The nurse was quite flustered and outright refused to do so. After some convincing by the patient she agreed and pulled back his sheets. She held his testicles and upon examination concluded that they were normal.
"They're perfectly fine, sir," she said.
The man took of his mask and said, "Ma'am, that felt heavenly, now would you please check if my test results are back?!"
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