A man and his wife were watching the evening news. The commentator said something was "bittersweet".
The husband says, "Thats nonsense, how could something be bitter and sweet at the same time."
The wife says, "It makes perfect sense to me."
The husband says, "I bet you $500 you cant name one thing that is bittersweet"
She says, "Your dick is bigger than all of your friends."
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