It was a blond's birthday, and to celebrate, he took his girlfriend out on a date; he dressed very nicely, in a tuxedo, sharp tie, and some nice soft pants.
He went to his girlfriend, and said, "Do you have anything to say to me?"
His girlfriend also a blonde, says, "Yeah, what up with the tie?"
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