Billy gets beaten by his wife and hides under the bed. His wife comes yelling at him:
Billy, get the f**k out of there!
No!
Billy, I said get out!
No, woman, leave me alone!
Billy, for the last time...
Woman, who is the man in this family? If I say no, then NO it is!
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