Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for
everyone, on me!" The bartender says, "Well, seems you're in a
really good mood tonight, hm?" Billy-Bob says, "Oh, you can bet
on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and remove all
the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!" The bartender
congratulates him and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Billy-Bob comes back into the bar and
says Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone, on me!" The bartender
says, "Well now! If you're so happy just over having this new
job, I can just imagine how happy you'll be when you get your
paycheck!" Billy-Bob looks at the bartender with a wondrous look
on his face, pulls out a handful of quarters from his pocket,
and says, "You mean they'll PAY me too?"
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