Billy and his brother Mack are out hunting...

...as they are out in the woods looking for game to shoot, Mack has a moment and clutches his chest. He is obviously having some sort of cardiac arrest and he falls down. Billy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. The operator answers and says "what's your emergency?"

Billy is freaking out. He says "It's my brother. He's fallen down and he's unresponsive. I think he's dead."

"Okay, calm down" says the operator. "First, let's make sure he is dead."

Billy says "Okay"...

There are a few seconds of silence followed by the sound of two gunshots.

Billy comes back on the phone and says to the operator:

"What are you wearing?"