Right after the wedding, in bed, in a fancy hotel, Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates decided to name the new company together.
Mrs. Gates: How about we name it after your penis?
BILL: Why the hell would we do that?
Mrs. Gates: Oh, I don't know. I always did like the name Microsoft.
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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