...goes downstairs and is shocked to see his two polish housekeepers are nowhere to be seen.
He yells for his wife "Honey, where the hell have the maids gone?"
"Oh, Steve Jobs knocked on the door this morning" Replied his wife. "He offered both the house keepers twice what you're paying them to come and work for him, they couldn't pass the offer up!"
Furious, Bill slams his fists down on the table "Fucking Jobs!" he screams "Coming over here and taking our immigrants!"
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