(sorry for my bad english)
Bill Gates is walking at his private beach when suddenly an old bottle is washed to the beach. He takes an open it and a genie appears.
The genie says: 'You got one wish. Whatever it is i will fulfill it.' Gates is thinking but then he responds: 'Here is a map of every war who is going on in the world. I want peace everywhere.'
'I'm sorry but i can't do that.' the genie replies: 'There are so many wars and I am just a simple genie. Do you got another wish?'
'Yeah i got another one. Can you fix all the big problems from Windows Vista?'
'Show me that map again...'
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