One day Bill Gates died and went to heaven. When he got there he met God. God said Where do you want to go Heaven or Hell Bill Gates said Can I have a look at them first So God showed him Heaven and there were all people in white drinking wine a playing harps and all the walls were white. Next God took him to Hell. Bill Gates saw a beautiful beach with chicks and beer and coke and everyones splashing in the water and having fun. Bill Gates choose Hell. A few weeks later God went to visit Bill Gates and he was to tied to a rock and the devils were surronding him and he screamed What happened to all the ladies and and fun and God said It was only a demo.
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