St. Peter is waiting for Bill Gates at the pearly gates of heaven
"Well Bill, you're not Christian, but since you've led a good life, I'll let you choose where you end up."
St. Peter shows Bill a video of heaven - people praising god, floating on clouds, etc.
"Eh, that place looks kind of boring. What else do you have for me?"
He then shows Bill a video of hell - a bunch of people playing video games and talking tech.
"That place looks awesome! I'll go there."
*Poof* - Bill is sent to hell.
A moment later, Bill shouts up to St. Peter, "What the hell man? I'm burning up down here!"
"Oh, sorry, that was the screensaver."
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