Bilbo the Hobbit was throwing a big party...

Gandalf the Grey agreed to help with the planning.

When discuss the music, Bilbo asked Gandalf if he could summon the band that sings "I want you to want me" and "Surrender."

Gandlaf looked sternly at him and said "Bilbo Baggins! Don't take me for some Conjurer of Cheap Trick!"

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