A boy was trying to impress his mum on his new bike. He was going down the path and said to his mum,
"Look, mum, no feet!"
He then put his feet back on the bike and removed his hands from the handlebars. He then shouted,
"Look, mum, no hands!"
He then lost control of the bike and collided with a tree. His mum ran up to his side, whereas her son said,
"Look, mum, no teeth."
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