Me and my wife had a huge fight. She told me to pack my bags and get the hell out.
To spite her, I did. I had my 2 bags when I see she's waiting for me at the foot of the stairs. When at eye level, she says, 'I hope you die a slow and miserable death.''
I reply,' So, now you want me to stay?
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