70 Years old lady in a pharmacy:
- Is this your prescription ?!?!...asks the pharmacist
- Yes, it does have my name on it..
- You do realise that this is a prescription for birth control pills, right ?
- Yes I do, they make me sleep better at night.
- How come ?
- Each morning, I take a pill, I crush it, and then mix it with orange juice that my 16 Years old granddaughter drinks, that's how I sleep better at night.
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