So a womand and her daughter go to the police station to report a case about her missing husband. Ask her about his name,occupation, and how long he was missing.
After that's over they asked her to discribe his appearance. She says"He is tall ,slim, muscular, dark skinned, rich,and handsome".
Her daughter pokes her and says"Hey, Mom, that does'nt sound like daddy at all".
The mother says"Shut up, maybe they'll get us a better one"
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