Roses are red,
Nuts are brown,
Mouths are wide open
It's the best in town
Girls really love it,
It isn't a sin
So when it goes stiff,
Stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet.
The longer its in the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and starts to sag,
Its not what you think...
Its a fucking tea bag.
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