Bert goes over to Ernie, and says "I have plans for a heist right here on Sesame Street; you want in?"

Ernie nods in enthusiastic agreement, and Bert goes on: "Alright, here's how it's gonna happen. When the sun goes down on Sesame Street tonight, we'll make our way in. You keep a lookout, and I'll take the loot. First I'll grab an "A," then a "B," and then another "A," and another "B."

Ernie looks at him in disbelief "Letters!?! We're stealing letters? Where's all the money and jewels? You know Oscar's hiding something in that trash can!"

To which Bert replies "This isn't about money; it's a rhyme scheme."

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