A guy storms into a pharmacy and yells "Bengay! I need Bengay!" His penis is exposed and it's raw and bloody. The cashier directs him to the back where the pharmacist is. He runs back screaming "Bengay! I need Bengay!". The pharmacist sees the scabby penis dripping with blood and says "Sir, you don't want Bengay, it will make it worse. I recommend..." The man interrupts screaming, "I need Bengay!" Again the pharmacist urges "Sir Bengay isn't what you need..." The man continues "Give me the funckin Bengay!" The pharmacist gives in and hands the man a tube of Bengay. The man frantically removes the cap and squeezes the entire tube onto his palms. He immediately rubs it all over is arm, letting out a sigh of relief.
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