There once was a boy named Billy, who at birth, was born with a screw in his bellybutton. Throughout all his early life, Billy had this screw in his bellybutton, and as he was approaching his teens, Billy began to think that in future life, this screw may become awkward. On his 13th birthday, Billy decided to start praying in hope that the screw would somehow be removed.
Over the years, every birthday, Billy prayed that this screw would be removed from his bellybutton. On his 16th birthday he prayed yet again to no avail, after this point, Billy began to pray on a daily basis, he knew it would become a much larger issue in the latter end of his teens, and he was uncomfortable confronting girls because of this screw.
On his 18th birthday, Billy decided that the screw needed to be removed, so he prayed harder than he had ever prayed before... "Please god! Please remove this screw from my bellybutton", he said. Suddenly thick clouds began to cover his house, the ground began to shake violently, then a gap appeared in the clouds and an enormous hand emerged from the sky carrying a screwdriver. The screwdriver came closer and closer to Billy, and then it engaged with the screw in Billy's bellybutton. Slowly the hand turned the screw, and bit by bit, the screw started to come out from Billy's bellybutton. Just as the screw popped out, Billy's bottom fell off.
PS: This joke is better when spoken, the emphasis on insignificant parts adds to the joke.
EDIT: Title is meant to be "Billy's bellybutton". Damn it.
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