...my dad being Mark, and me being Mark, I can tell which Mark my mom wants and why just by how she says it. If she wants want me, it's "Maaaaaaark" either in a shrill or sweetly. If it's my dad she wants, it's a short and loud, "Mark!". If she says Mark over and over again, it means I need to stop visiting my parents.
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