Being a parent of young kids when you're older is hard. I get so frustrated. I'll be yelling at the kids, "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?"

Little Willy

Little Willy Was A Chemist Little Willy is no More For what he thought was...

I needed some...

So i recorded myself saying "All lives matter" and played it on repeat until...

Someone told me...

that means I talk down to people.

My masseur thinks...

He's such a massagynist.

A Chinese guy...

...approaches the black bartender and demands, "Give me a jigger, nigger!"....

Cuban Joke

One Cuban young woman complains to another. “He lied to me! He told me that...

If you cook a...

it turns into a milk steak

What do you call...

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Clowns divorce.

Custardy battle.

My girlfriend...

Its okay some things just are'nt ment to brie