"I want you to stop drinking at midnight," he informed me.
"OK." I sighed, closing the door.
I came back home at roughly 3AM, opened the door and he was still awake.
"Alright papa!" I shouted.
"Papa?" he questioned, "You're drunk out of your head aren't you? I told you to stop drinking at midnight!"
"I did," I added, "But I carried on at 12:01."
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