Recently I went on a trip to Germany and I had heard that Beethoven was buried in the area that I would be visiting, so I decided to stop in and visit. Once I arrived, I immediately stopped in behind the cathedral where he was laid to rest. To my surprise there was no one there except for this one crazy guy with a shovel and crowbar, saying that he was going to dig up Beethoven's body. So I thought to myself, "This oughta be good!"
After a while of digging I hear the thump of shovel on ancient wooden coffin. I can't believe it but, I'm actually excited for what I'm about to see. The crazy man sweeps away the small amount of dirt in the way, then grabs the crowbar to peel away the top. He pulls the wood away and I see, down inside, there's a corpse in there erasing something off of some paper. So I decide to ask him "Hey, what are you doing down there?"
Beethoven replies, "Leave me alone! I'm decomposing!"
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