Alex Ferguson is on his way to training one morning and, as usual, stops by David Beckham's house to give him a lift.
He knocks at the door, only for it to be answered by a pale and drawn looking Beckham.
"Och, David. Your no looking too good this morning."
"For sure, Mr. Ferguson, I am under the weather."
"Ah no worries, you can have the day off today. Is there anythin' I can get youse?"
David asks Alex for some groceries and off Fergie goes to the cliff.
On his way home he stops off at Tescos and who should he bump into but Gerard Houllier.
"A-ha, monsoir Ferguson. What are you doing 'ere?" asks the Liverpool boss.
"I've just got these here carrots for David Beckham"
"Ah, monsoir Ferguson. You are indeed an exceptional businessman!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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