Jesus, Moses and St. Peter decided to go on a picnic. After some discussion, they agreed to have their picnic on a secluded island so no one could bother them.
As the three of them were eating their picnic lunch, St. Peter notices that the boat they had arrived in had drifted out to sea.
Moses offered to part the water, but St. Peter pointed out that Moses would just push the boat farther away.
Jesus offered to walk out to the boat. He made it halfway to the boat before starting to sink up to knees.
"Why can't I walk on water anymore?" Jesus shouted back his friends on the shore.
"Maybe it's because you have holes in your feet!" St. Peter replied.
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