Beautiful Buns

From my father.

So there was this man and woman whom had been married for many years and were still very much in love. Their anniversary was coming up and the wife wanted to do something very special for her husband and comes up with a wonderful gesture.

She goes to a tattoo parlor and explains to the artist, "Every morning, for all the years we've been married, my husband grabs my behind and says 'what beautiful buns you have' so i would like to get a tattoo where is says 'beautiful' on one cheek and 'buns" on the other".

The tattoo artist agrees this is a wonderful gesture but says "unfortunately it will look uneven since you have such small buns".

Disappointed, the wife finally comes up with an idea, "well... what if we just but a 'B' on each cheek, it's only for my husband to see and he'll know what it means?"

The artist thinks is a wonderful compromise and proceeds to ink out eloquent B's, one on each cheek.

The wife goes home and is excited to share with her husband. A couple of days go by and finally it is the night of their anniversary. After a nice dinner and a little dancing they arrive back home.

"My lovely husband," she says, "because i know how much you love my beautiful buns, i got you something very special for this anniversary."
She then turns around, undoes her jeans, slips them down, and bends over to show her husband her amazing gift.

"So," she asks "what do you think?"

"It's great" he says "but who the hell is Bob?"