One day, Hitler was sitting on a bench in the alps with some old friends, enjoying the beautiful valley below them.
"Ah, Germany is a wonderful country!", he said.
"But Mein Führer, this is Austria!", said one of the friends.
"Well, NOW it's Austria..."
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