A man finishes work one day and goes to the pub. after 5 hours of hard drinking he desiseds to go home to his warm bed. he stands up and he falls over he tries to get up and he falls over again he cralls to the door tries to stand and falls again then he tries again to stand up but again he falls over he cralls all the way to his front door puts in his key, falls over. cralls up to bed then falls on to the bed. ko . next morning his wife came in and said you were in the pub last night werent you and the man said how do you know? well said the woman the landlord has just phoned and said that youforgot your wheelchair.
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