Two men are speeding through Saskatchewan when an RCMP officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the drivers window and taps on it with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and SMACK! The officer clubs him on the head! "This is Saskatchewan, boy! when you get pulled over here you have your license and registration ready for me, don't waste my time!"
The driver complies. A few minutes later the officer walks up and hands the driver his paperwork, as well as his ticket. He then walks over to the passenger side, taps on the window, and when the passenger rolls it down, SMACK! He clubs the passenger on the head!
"What was that for?" exclaims the passenger.
"I was just making your wish come true, boy!"
"What wish are you talking about?"
"I know full well you're gonna get five miles down the road, turn to your buddy and say "I wish he'd have tried that shit on me!"
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