Be careful what you wish for...

So a man finds out that there is a lost tribe somewhere in the forests of South America, women of which have vaginas that are 3 inches wide and 20 inches deep. Fascinated by the fact, the man quits his job, sells everything, and sets out on a quest to locate these women, with vaginas that are 3 inches wide and 20 inches deep. He spends years travelling the forests of Brazil, Columbia and Ecuador in his quest to locate these mystical women whose vaginas that are 3 inches wide and 20 inches deep. After half a decade, he finally locates this long lost tribe... and now his asshole is 3 inches wide and 20 inches deep.

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