After much thought, Rene Descartes had his eureka moment where he stated "I think, therefore I am". Feeling absolute euphoria over this revelation, he wanted to share it with someone.
Finding no one in the street, he went into a bar and said to the first person he saw "I think, therefore I am". Not understanding, the man said, that's great, but would you like to date my sister?
Looking at the man's sister, Descartes said with some disdain "I think Not", and immediately faded from existence with a tiny puff of smoke.
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