I was quietly bathing my 3 month old son when my wife interrupted "what the hell are you doing?". With a finger up each nostril holding his face out the water and swirling him round, " I'm bathing our son!"
"Not like that you don't, gently support the back of his head in the water and lightly splash water over his front"
To which i replied "not when the water is this hot you don't"
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