Bath time

Sitting in the bath with the lady wife and being a natural gentleman I had the taps sticking into my back. We had both become bored with my game of 'hide the big toe' when I realised I needed to fart. I managed to coordinate farting and dropping the soap with a cough, hiding the noise and the bubbles. Then I spotted a piece of tomato skin floating on the surface. Quick as a flash I said "Darling" whilst pointing to the thing with my head. She exploded with "Oh, my God!" and leapt from the bath. She grabbed a towel, rammed it between her legs and rapidly tottered towards the bedroom. I quickly flicked the skin into the WC and plastered a suitable look of concern on my face. She quickly returned having realised that the hysterectomy she had ten years ago had been totally successful. "Is everything O/K dear?"
"Yes, yes. No problem." "Just so long as you are all right." "I might as well get dressed."After she left I moved to the other end of the bath and added some more hot water but knew that at some point in the future I'd have to own up.

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