Baseball in Heaven

Mike and John wre two guys who absolutely loved Baseball. they
based their whole lives around it. They played it every chance
they got, they went to every game they could possibly get
tickets for, and whatched all the others on TV. They were
obsessed with the game.


As the years went on they decided to make a pact with each
other, if one of them died before the other, he would come back
and tell the one still living if there was Basball in Heaven.
Because, after all, how could it be Heaven if there's no
Baseball?


Sure enough, One of them dies. John died of a heart attack.
Although saddend by his friends death, Mike could'nt help but be
exited at the prospect of finally finding out if there really is
Baseball in Heaven, and eagerly awaited John's answer.


About three days after his death, John's spirit finally came to
visit Mike. It was about two in the morning when he arrived.
"Psst, Mike, it's me", he said, hovering over Mikes bed. Mike
stirred, then awoke and jumped at the sight of John's spirit
floating over him. "Jesus!" he cried.


"Not quite," John said "It's me, John!"


"John, buddy, good to see you!" Mike said, "So tell me is there
Baseball in Heaven!"


"Whoa, Whoa, calm down," John said "I,ve got good news and bad
news for you."


"Well, tell me the good news first."


"OK, there Is baseball in Heaven!"


"That's great!" Mike said excitedly, "But, what's the bad news?"


"Well" John said, "The bad news is, you are pitching tomorrow"