A young man walks into a bar, and sits down on a stool. "What'll it be?" asks the bartender.
The man looks him right in the eye and says, "I want you to line up 12 shots of whiskey on this bar, right now". The bartender complies, and the man goes through all of the shots, one by one, until he's finished all 12 in 2 minutes flat.
"Damn, that's some drinkin' son!" exclaims the bartender. "What's the occasion?"
"My first blowjob," the young man says.
"Well shit son, you should have told me earlier! Now that's an occasion. What do you say the next round is on the house?"
The young man says, "look pal, if the first 12 didn't get the taste out of my mouth I doubt another one is going to help".
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