Guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 if you slide a glass down the bar, I can whip out my dick, pee in the glass, and not spill a drop."
Bartender says, "No way man, that's impossible. It's a bet"
Bartender slides a glass from the end of the bar. The guy whips out his dick, and pisses all over the bar, hardly getting any in the glass.
"Ha! I told you, that'll be $100 please," the bartender laughs as he starts wiping up the mess.
The guy smiles as he pays the bartender.
"What are you smiling about? I just took you for $100."
"Yes you did, but see that guy over there? I bet him $500 if I pissed all over your bar, you'd laugh and clean it up!"
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