Bankers

A guy walks into a bank and he goes up to a teller and says "I want to open a fucking account."

The teller's eyebrows shoot up and she says, "Excuse me?!"

And again the guys says, "I want to open a fucking bank account."

"You can't talk to me that way," she says, "I'm going to get the manager!"

A little while later she comes back with the manager. So the manager looks at the guy and asks, "May I help you?"

And the guy says, "Yeah, I just inherited $500,000 and I want to open a fucking account."

And the manager says, "I see, sir. And is this cunt giving you a problem?"