Bang Bang

There was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the enemies, and go 'Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young recruit.

The sergeant tapes a stick to the handle end of the broom. "Here, use this. Just go, 'Stab Stab'."

The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his stick. Suddenly, a soldier charges at him. The recruit points the stick. "Bang Bang!" The enemy falls dead.

More enemies appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bang Bang! Bang Bang!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens!

Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one enemy soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bang Bang!" shouts the recruit.

The enemy soldier keeps coming.

"Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bang Bang! Stab Stab!"

It's no use. The enemy keeps coming! He stomps the recruit into the ground. As the recruit lays there dying he hears the soldier saying "Tank Tank. Tank Tank."