Ingredients:
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2 x Laughing Eyes
2 x Well-shaped Legs
2 x Loving Arms
2 x Firm Milk Containers
2 x Nuts
Fur-lined mixing bowl
Firm Banana
Method:
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1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs slowly.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently until
fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently
with finger.
4. Meanwhile ensure that loving arms are attached to firm banana.
5. Add firm banana to fur-lined mixing bowl gently. Work in and
out until well creamed. For best results continue to knead milk
containers.
6. As heat rises plunge banana deep into fur-lined mixing bowl,
cover with nuts, sigh with relief. Leave to soak (preferably not
overnight).
7. The cake is cooked when the banana is soft. If the banana
doesn't soften, repeat method or change mixing bowl.
8. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen be sure to wash utensils
carefully after use.
Please Note:
DO NOT LICK MIXING BOWL AFTER BANANA SOFTENS.
IF CAKE "RISES" LEAVE TOWN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
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