Balls

A group of generals and an admiral are all fishing off a pier one crisp fall afternoon. They each have a personal aide* with them. The topic of which branch has the biggest balls comes up and the debate get's pretty heated.

The Navy admiral takes his hat* off and throws it into the lake. "Seaman, go get my hat!". His aide* jumps in the cold water and retrieves the admirals hat. He turns to the group and says "Now that, takes balls!".

The Army general takes his hat off and throws it much farther than the admiral and says "Private, go get my hat!". The private does the same and retrieves his hat. "That gentlemen, takes balls!"

Not to be out done the Marine general takes his hat off and throws it almost the whole length of the lake. "Marine, go and get my hat!". The marine retrieves the hat and with a big look of satisfaction looks at everyone and says "That takes balls!".

The Air Force general had been quiet up to this point. Everyone turned to look at him. He took his hat off and threw it just two feet into the water. He turned and said "Airman, go and get my hat!". The airman looked at the general and said "Fuck you sir".

With a huge smile on his face the Air Force general said "NOW THAT TAKES BALLS!".

EDIT 1: had should have been hat*.

EDIT 2: aid should have been aide*