A bank manager, held a
meeting with his staff because
some news had been delivered
from the company headquarters.
The following conversation ensued:
Manager: There is bad news and good
news from the HQ. Which one will
you listen to first?
Staff: (After deliberating for a
while) The bad news first.
Manager: You all have been fired!
Staff: Then what’s the good news?
Manager: I’ve been promoted.
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