Back To Earth

One Friday, there were 3 nuns riding on a mountain road. They were coming
around a turn when a semi rammed into them head on killing them instantly. They
were coming to the gates of heaven and noticed a sign that said "Closed for
Remodeling". One nun knocked on the gates and out came St. Peter. He said, "What
are you doing here! No one is supposed to be here! We are closed for the weekend
for remodeling!"
The one nun said, "Well, we're dead and we can't go back." "Alright," said St.
Peter. "What we are going to do is send you back for the weekend as whoever you
wish to be and then we'll accept you back into Heaven," exclaimed St. Peter as
he looks at the first nun.
"Okay, who do you want to be?" he asks the nun. "Well, I thought her life was
very interesting especially since she gave her life to God, so I want to be Joan
of Arc." Poof! The first nun becomes Joan of Arc.
"Okay, you�re next," as her looks at the second nun, "Who do you want to be?"
"! ! Well, I thought her life was very interesting and she died a tragic death,
so I want to become Marilyn Monroe," pronounces the second nun. Poof! The second
nun becomes Marilyn Monroe.
"Okay, who do you want to be?" St. Peter says to the third nun. "I want to be
Alice Kapipelean." "Excuse me?!?" confusingly asks St. Peter. "I want to be
Alice Kapipelean!" exclaims the nun. St. Peter replies, "Pardon me Sister, we
have no record of any Alice Kapipelean being on earth," explains St. Peter.
"There is TOO an Alice Kapipelean and I have proof right HERE!!!" shouts the
nun. St. Peter takes the news article and read it. "Oh my, Sister. You have
misread this article. This article says that the Alaska Pipeline was laid by 500
men in six months."