... a large American naval vessel was cutting through a dark, foggy night. Suddenly, through the darkness, was a set of lights hurtling towards them. The captain tells his signalman to communicate to them: “Veer off.”
A moment later, they get a reply back: “You veer off.”
Indignant and furious, the captain tells his signalman to send out: “Veer off you idiot, this is an American battleship about to hit you.”
The reply comes back: “At least think about it, this is a Nova Scotian lighthouse about to hit you.”
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