So Chris was a leper. He was a rich man but never paid his taxes, so the king wanted to take his gold away. When the king arrived Chris tried to trick him. Chris told him to take his bow out into the rain and watch chris make a bullseye from 100m away. The king complied. When he was finished Chris was nowhere to be found. The king was baffled, but he found Chris' gold hidden in a pot in the kitchen. The king yelled"I followed your rain bow and I also found your pot of gold so show your damn face you leper con."
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